Happy Thanksgiving!

Pearl:  Is it Pearl Friday yet?

Gus:  Pearl!  There is no such thing a Pearl Friday.  It is Black Friday.  Besides today is Thanksgiving, the day we give thanks for all our blessings.

Pearl:  Like what?

Gus:  I'm thankful for Mama, our warm house, treats, wand toys, and that we can help the minions become sweet, playful kittens.  I'm also thankful for you and Jaq.

Pearl:  Awwww.  I'm thankful for you too, Gus!

Jaq:  What about me, Pearl?  Are you thankful for me too?

(Silence)

Pearl:  Uh, no.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!