Pearl: Kittens, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but someone needs to. You stink. You have B.O. Not just a little bit. It is really bad. Your kitty mommy isn't here to groom you anymore and I'm definitely not going to do it! You must groom yourself. Often. If you don't, Mama will have to give you a BATH. You don't want one of those!
Kittens: Ok, ok, ok! We will bathe!