Pearl: Online dating. I'm trying to find my Valentine. www.GreatPlainsSPCA.org is a great online dating site for cats! It is so much fun!
Gus: Pearl, you know the cats there are available for adoption, right? We made Mama promise she wouldn't adopt anymore cats if she volunteered there.
Pearl: I know. I'm just flirting. We send messages back and forth on Mama's volunteer clothes. I don't know how I will choose my Valentine! Ebony is very handsome and witty. Skippy is so cute. And Boaz always says the sweetest things. Boaz is a little young for me though. I may look like a panther, but I'm not a cougar. Then there is Earl Grey and so many more, oh my!
Gus: Mama needs a Valentine. Maybe we should sign her up for one of those human online dating sites. She's been wanting to date a Cat Guy.
Pearl: You realize humans actually meet each other when they online date. He might come here to the house, Mr. Runs-and-hides-when-someone-visits.
Gus: Ooooohhhh...maybe I'm the only cat guy she needs.