You may or may not know that the Mama named us after the mice in Cinderella - Gus, Jaq, and Perla (a.k.a Pearl).
But that isn't what has me all upset. In the new version of the movie, Gus's sidekick is a FEMALE named Jacqueline.
Here I was hoping that Jaq would be the star this time. Gus gets all the fame. I never dreamed they would replace me with a girl! How could they break up the dynamic duo of Gus and Jaq!
I don't care that the Mama loved the movie. I'm boycotting it! It does't even matter that I'm a sucker for a happy ending.