Bella: Why, hello, darling! I am so glad I can grace you with my presence. I need to clarify something first. I'm not here for an interview.
Gus: Er...you're not?
Bella: I don't grant interviews, darling. You know that saying "Dogs have owners, cats have staff?" I'm here for recommendations on staff. After all, how could someone this beautiful be expected to work? I mean, look at me! I'm gorgeous! Why an artist couldn't even paint something this beautiful.
My critics say I have a bit of tortie-tude or that I'm a bit of a diva. But I think I'm a STAR! Being the star that I am I can't be expected to share the stage with any other creatures, now can I?
I'm really not all that demanding. I just expect gourmet food, comfy beds, and maybe some large windows for a little squirrel tv.
Gus: Well, there you have it. If you would like to be interviewed by Bella, she has office hours at Great Plains SPCA's Merriam campus.
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