Gus: So our Mama abandoned us to the evil pet sitter. (OK. He's not really evil. He's a nice young man that Jaq adores.) If that wasn't bad enough, I was trolling the internet and found THIS photo on the Mama's personal Facebook page.
At least I have a few days to come up with a suitable punishment for the Mama. What do you think? Ignore her when she gets home? Hairball on her bed?