Gus: Sometimes as President and Chief Cat Officer at Purr's Training Acatemy I have to deliver bad news. Flora, Ivy, Juniper, Basil, and Cypress, you will not be graduating today. You must be at least 2 pounds to graduate. I'm sorry to say all of you are less than 2 pounds. Ivy is the smallest at 1.4 pounds. We have postponed your graduation until June 2nd.
Clover, on the other hand, is a whopping 2.4 pounds. He is a little older than the rest of you.
Clover, it is an honor to present you with this diploma from Purr's Training Acatemy. We wish you the best of luck in your new adventure. Congratulations!