Jaq: Hiya! Normally, Gus introduces our minions but he is nowhere to be found. This here is Chickadee.
Gus (hiding under the rug): Our new student is a bird? I thought it was a cone-headed monster!
Jaq: And the Mama thinks Gus is the smart one. (rolls eyes) No, Chickadee is neither a bird or a monster. Well, chickadees are birds but she's not a bird. She is a cat.
Chickadee is wearing a cone. She had surgery to remove her eye. Her eye ruptured which sounds extremely painful! She is just going to hang out with us until she has her sutures removed next week. She has to wear a cone until then.
Gus: See ya in a week! I'm going to go hang out under the bed until we are cone-free in this house.